Chronoloco

The Hall Monitor

Cornelius Von Schukelphück III

Born into a family with an exaggerated sense of self-importance, Cornelius was raised to believe he was destined for greatness. His father, Cornelius Von Schukelphück Jr., often reminisced about the family legacy, while his mother, Maddy Dukenschitt (yes, of *that* Dukenschitt line), proudly touted her aristocratic roots. Despite these lofty expectations, Cornelius peaked in high school as the hall monitor, a role he took so seriously that he wrote a 37-page manifesto on hallway safety.After graduation, he failed the police academy entrance exam three times before landing a job as a mall cop—a position he insists is “one step below federal agent.” Cornelius now spends his days patrolling the local mall, handing out “engagement demerits” to teenagers loitering in food courts and dreaming of the day he’ll have a son to carry on the Von Schukelphück legacy. His ultimate goal? To be recognized as a legitimate enforcer of justice—or at least to have his own parking spot.

The Journalist

Evelyn Victoria Watts

Born in a city teeming with corruption and inequality, Evelyn grew up watching powerful figures exploit the system while ordinary people struggled to survive. Her father, a small-time lawyer, instilled in her a deep sense of justice, though his relentless pursuit of fairness often left the family struggling. After his mysterious disappearance during a high-profile case, Evelyn dedicated her life to uncovering the truth. She quickly gained a reputation for taking on dangerous assignments, earning the trust of whistleblowers and the ire of those in power. Her pen name, "E.V. Watts," became a symbol of fearless reporting, though her true identity remains a closely guarded secret.

The Butcher

Tommy Ruskavich

Tommy grew up in a working-class neighborhood where toughness was a survival skill, not a choice. After joining the military in his early twenties, he served in a brutal conflict that left scars on his body and mind. When he returned home, the fast pace of civilian life felt alien, and he found solace in the butcher’s trade—a profession that allowed him to channel his focus and precision into something tangible. He opened his own butcher shop in a gritty part of the city, a place that quickly became a local staple for high-quality cuts and some of the best sandwiches in town.Tommy’s shop is more than just a place to buy meat—it’s a sanctuary for those who need a safe space. Whether it’s a local kid escaping a rough home life or an old friend looking for advice, Tommy’s door is always open. But beneath the surface lies a man still haunted by his past, carrying the weight of decisions made on the battlefield. His calm exterior masks a storm of emotions, and while he doesn’t seek trouble, he’s always ready for it.